Good Morning/evening Thursday Peeps,
Just back from Hossy after having my stitches out,,,Ouch!!
,,,,,,,,,,,,Nice to see George in such a happy
mood and getting in the swing for Thanksgiving day,(Yeah right!)LOL................Had to post my pic of a well stuffed pussy!
Off to Northallerton Friarage hospital for a change in an hour for an Xray of ribs bust a while ago when I fell off the bed backwards(Long story!)
now giving me probs...
George you seem to be the only one in your family having probs Multiplying!!!!!
LMAO
Enjoy your Thursday Folks,
Cheers
Stevie replies, 'Not too bad. How's the golf?'
Woods replies, 'Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right, now.'
Stevie says, 'I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it.
Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right.'
Tiger says, 'You play GOLF?'
Stevie says, 'Yes, I've been playing for years'.
Tiger says, 'But -- you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?'
Stevie Wonder replies, 'Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me.
I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him.
Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice.'
'But, how do you putt?' asks Tiger
'Well', says Stevie, 'I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice.'
Tiger asks, 'What's your handicap?'
Stevie says, 'Well, actually -- I'm a scratch golfer.'
Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, 'we’ve got to play a round sometime.'
Stevie replies, 'Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole.
That a problem?'
Woods thinks about it and says, ' I can afford that, OK, I'm game for that. $10,000 a hole is fine with me.
When would you like to play?'
Stevie Wonder says, 'Pick a night'
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So you fell off the bed backwards, leaving a well stuffed pussy for us all to see, and you were in stitches.
ReplyDeleteHave I got the story right? LMAO
Yes Phil, the gag about my kids having no problem multiplying is soooo bloody true!!
Still waiting arrival of grandkid 8.....supposed to be a 'slow labour'....bit like this site then? lol