Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,
Late start after a late night polishing off Vodka jelly shots courtesy of Sherri's recipe>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Trying my hand(Excuse the pun!
)at driving first time since my op,,stitches come out Thursday but we need emergency supplies(Tonic!!!
)
Hope you are all set for a great weekend,
Cheers
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
"What's that ?" the lady questions.
"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."
Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.
'What's that ?' the lady questions again.
"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV."
Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.
"You didn't tell me you had AIDS!" the lady screams.
"No, no.....!!!
Calm down," the man replies...........!!!!
"This will say ADIDAS in a minute...........!!!"
G'd Morning All,
ReplyDeleteG'd Mooning Phil,
Hey I had to put my specs on to read that joke. I guess I've been trying my hand a bit much too. lol.
Can't you 'Stretch' the fonts a bit too, Phil? LMAO
Just heard Callum can come home for the weekend, but has to go back to hospital Monday morning.
If all tests then are OK, he'll be able to be treated as an outpatient.
Yessssssss! : )~
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Nice one George,,Happy Homecoming Callum!
ReplyDeleteHi Phil, Good to hear you are driving again but REMEMBER:-
ReplyDeleteThanks for the advice Mike!LOL
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