Good Morning/Evening Peeps,Day in waiting for "Da boiler man"as we are getting a cold shower like it or not!LOL,,nice and hot one minute stone cold the next.
Welcome home Grant, or should I say "Jambo Bwana?"(Where ya bin?),,,hopping over to check your holiday vids out in a mo.
Guess I have no option till my thermostat is changed but to have a "Chilled"day,,,hope you have one too!
Cheers
Guts or Balls
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You're next, Chubby.”
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.
I LOVE that joke, Phil. I'm not gonna say whether I show guts or balls (SHADDUP!) lol
ReplyDeleteHey, we are getting wise to these VERY frequent vists you get from your 'boiler man'.
Broken thermostat? My ass!!
Come on folks, give your opinion. Is Phil DELIBERATELY saboutaging his boiler on an almost monthly basis? : )~
I reckon the Dr reds workin and the boiler errrrm Person is directly fromTiawan! Balls or guts ? !
ReplyDeleteYou Guys are sooooo cynical,LOL,,ok so the boilerman is a lady!!I'm not sexist!,,she is very handy with tools!!!and had me running hot in no time at all!
ReplyDeleteLMAO. Spot on, Geoff. It's a 'Lady Boy' - Not so sure about Taiwan though - did you mean Thailand? lol
ReplyDeleteHiya George, Yes I did , but having no need for any of um , I wouldnt know the difference ! I obviously need Phils experience in this matter, or Yours? lol
ReplyDelete. Keep smiling !