Hail Sunday!

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,,,Gales, wind, rain, and now hail to greet me this morning up ere'in the frozen North.

George is strangely quiet this morning,,has da baby arrived yet??and will it look anything like him?...........

Enjoy your day Folks

Cheers

WIDOWED FOR FOUR YEARS.

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't got out of her mourning stage.     Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.   Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom!  I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit.   They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Lake District .
Their first night there, she undresses as he does.          There she stood, nude except for a pair of black lacy panties: he in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?"
She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there. . . . I am still in mourning."
He knows he's not getting lucky that night.   The following night saw the same scenario.   She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit, except that he is wearing a black condom.
She looks at him and asks: "What's with the black condom?"
He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences"