Wednesday, 18 November 2009

Rainy Hump Day

Good Morning/Evening fellow Humpsters,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Nice to see Samantha back in time for a mid week "Hump"Day,,,the lizard in the pic is suitable "Booted"in her honour!

Rain and wind up our neck of the woods today as Gemma heads back to Brighton after leading me astray over a VERY long weekend of alcohol fueled partying

Looking forward to a few days of peace and quiet while I count my remaining brain cells on one hand.

Enjoy your Wednesday Peeps,

Cheers

Sex Therapy
A couple, both well into their 60s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows , but he is so amazed that an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finish, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says Goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple return and ask the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. Travelodge charge £93. The Hilton charges £139. We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from Bupa

11 comments:

  1. LOL love the funny phil... as usual.
    Not sure about the pic!! in my honour indeed... pah.. my boots are much better than those!! he he.
    HAPPY HUMP DAY my lovelies!
    I am going to Consumer Affairs. I bought a packet of M&M's and it was full of W's!! ;~) !!!!
    Have a great day.. xxxxxxxxx

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  2. G'd moaning all,

    Another tip from Phil on how he saves money, huh? That sex-therapist's office is in Middlesborough. lol

    And as for Samantha with her packet full of 'W's??.... LMAO,

    You should have asked for a pack of 'S & M's and then you'd have been 50% happy, duh!
    (you sure you're not blonde?) : )~

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  3. Hmmmmmmmmm Boots,,,,S and M???you can tell Samantha's back and lowering the tone nicely!LOL,,,

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  4. ROFL!

    NICE ONE PHIL!

    Yep...SHE'S BACK - The trio of tone-lowerers is re-united! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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  5. LMAO that is sooooo funny!!!
    That is completely slanderous you two led me astray... I am sister samantha.. more angelic than ever... (psst. had my halo nailed to my head lol)

    Love the funnies.. I have been hysterical... And have been thinking.. very intelligent thoughts.. . 2007 Chinese year of the Chicken = bird flu; 2008 year of the Horse -= Australia got equine flu; 2009 Year of the Pig = swine flu. 2010? It's the year of the Cock! ;~)

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  6. LOL Samantha,,fallen angel maybe!!!!
    and as you have reminded us it's the year of the Cock I am sending you a years supply of,,,,ENJOY!!!!! xxx

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  7. Well, I must say.....You left it a bit bloody late to tell me it was The Year Of The Cock!! Grrrr
    I could have been celebrating in style.

    Mmmmmm, so that's why you've been missing, huh?

    LMAO

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  8. Thanks phil... mmm soup... ok so what could i have if i fancy sommat sweet... (nahhh George.. lyn told me you aint sweet.. lol) i know.. a lollycock!! LOL !

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  9. We ALL knew George, but Lynn told me she was keeping quiet!!LMAO

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  10. Chocolate or Vanilla Samantha????

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  11. Phil has been looking through his Ann Summers catalogue again!!

    I've got mine, and they send me weekly updates by email, lol.

    You got yours, Samantha?
    : )~

    http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/TopCategoriesDisplay?storeId=10001

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