Good Morning Chums and Chumettes,
More sunshine to soak up today as the cold front due isn't drifting down from Jarrow till tomorrow!
Nicked some of Hilary's coconut sun cream yesterday but the smell made me so hungry when I started to sizzle in the sun 
that I came in and Made a Chicken Korma!!
LOL
Coupla hours work today and then I will be out with the Eagles in my lugholes lapping up the rays,
Have a Great day,
Cheers,
| The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me shag you for a dollar?" "Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman, and the businessman returned to his paper. A short while later he looked across again and said "Would you let me shag you for a million dollars?" After a brief pause, the woman replied "yes, I suppose I would." Again the man returned to his newspaper. A few minutes later the man asked "Would you let me shag you for five dollars?" "Certainly not!" replied the young woman, getting angry now "What kind of girl do you take me for?" "We've already established that" replied the man, "We're just haggling over the price!"  |
that one really made me laugh Phil ,feeling a bit fed up,Rons count has gone from undetectable to 0.01,know its not much but still the wrong sodding way(im sure he does it for sympathy!)
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, Pauline. Tell Ron that's a tiny tiny figure and it took me yonks to get my count as LOW as that, lol.
ReplyDeleteMine's now been around the 1.3 mark for a few months and I don't think there is any need to worry about that either.
By the way, THANK YOU for the fantastic 'Monkey Pic' you sent me. I'm busy now trying to post it here!
xxx