Good Morning/Evening Bollockeers,
Grey morning here but it's my last day of peace before Hilary has four days off starting tomorrow!
No DIY store visits planned but she is playing her cards close to her chest(no mean feat),,so I wait with some trepedation!
Enjoy your Thursday Folks,
Cheers
An airplane was going down & everybody knew they would crash in the ocean below.
The rich lady takes off all of her clothes and puts on every diamond she has on her body!
The passengers all look at her and say What Are you doing?
She says "When we are in the ocean my diamonds will sparkle and I will be the first one they find!"
Then another woman takes off all her clothes and covers herself with $100 dollar bills!
The passengers all look at her, and
She says, "When we are in the ocean, the $100 dollar bills will be floating all around me and they will find me first!!!!!
Then a black lady tears off all her clothes and just gets butt-naked!! !!!!
All the passengers look at her and ask,
"What are you Doing?"
The black lady says... "GIRL!!!!!, you know they always look for the black box first!!!!!!! 
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFANTASTIC JOKE TO START THE DAY!!!!!!! ROFLMBO HERE, LOL
ReplyDeleteG'day all. Peaceful day for me too ~ I think.
Hope the same goes for us all. Hey Phil, I'd keep away fro DIY stores on Teesside. Last time I visited a B & Q superstore in your neck of the woods, some pugnacious old barsteward in an orange apron asked me if I wanted decking!!
Bloody 'ell, what did I do to deserve that hostility?
Have a grrrrrrrrreat day folks.
That guy must have been on the ball George!!!we all know Cuprinol man goes needs decking!
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