WEDNESDAY: A SALUTE TO A POET

Heyyyyyyyyy I got all my 'functions' back ~ speaking of which...

What ya mean, Mike? Me having to do EVERYTHING by hand these days??

Cheeky sod!

Anyway, I reckon we were all pretty impressed by Phil's verse the other day, so I vote he should be entered into a Hall of Fame:

 

By the way, Phil? Have you any of your super-dooper slimmed down 'Mr T' pics available. The ones I used were taken 9 months ago, and your phantom pregnancy MUST be over now!

Geeeeez, talk about Laurel & Hardy???

 LOL