Good Morning /Evening Chaps and Chapesses,
Sunshine and blue skies for a change to start the day.,,,, Happy Father's day to all the Dad's 
,,hope you get spoilt rotten,,grapes peeled for you,,,a sensuous massage from a nubile nymphette,,, a glass or two of your favourite tipple,,,and carte blanche with the remote!!
(Well we can dream can't we??
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I wil be enjoying the British Grand Prix,,and a glass or three of prune juice(Sorry George!)
Whatever you're up to ,,,Have fun.
Cheers
Should children view a birth?
Here's your answer.
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place... smack his ass again!'
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