Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Grey Hump Day.

Good Morning all, Evening Janet,,,nice to see you posting,,,Grey start to the day here,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I spent 3 hours on Ancestry UK last night trying to find the slightest link no matter how tenuous to the guy in Manchester that won £25 million on the Euro lottery!!,,,,,,,I believe if I change 7 of the letters in my last name,move to Cheadle,become Jewish and have a sex change I am in with a chance of contacting him as a long lost relative descended from the pox doctors clerk who treated a family member of his in the Great Plague in the 1600s.  Worth a try I'm sure you'll agree,

Mop crop time for me again today as I start to look more like George each day! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Enjoy your Hump day Folks,

Cheers

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Married Bliss
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One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it will take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April',he hollered into the bathroom,'Why did you putTalcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snigger. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!

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