Monday, 29 June 2009

Monday "Muggy"

Good Morning/Evening Bollockeers,warm and "Muggy"here this a.m.

I will be taking in some Wimbledon tennis this afta, as I am a keen fashion follower and take a professional interest in the ladies latest trends!

Still don't think Murray will beat be Federer but hoped to be proved wrong.

Hot weather forecast for the next few days,so I will be fishing out the kids old paddling pool to keep my beer cool in the garden

Hope they're right and we all get some brighter weather.

Enjoy your Monday,

Cheers


Subject: Pub story


  I was in the pub yesterday when I  suddenly realised I desperately needed to fart.  The music was  really, really  loud, so I timed my farts with the  beat.

  After a couple of  songs, I started to  feel better.   I finished my pint and noticed that   everybody was staring at me.

   Then I  suddenly remembered that I was listening to my  iPod.

                              Bugger  !!!!!  

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4 comments:

  1. George Hardy29 June 2009 at 03:15

    LMAO - Love the 'fart to the beat' joke, Phil, LOL

    Damn "Fog On The Tyne" again today, but I'm sure we've been promised a heatwave. Bring it on!

    (Still waiting for my happy baccy - hope my postie hasn't smoked it!) : ).

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  2. George Hardy29 June 2009 at 03:16

    Dunno why....but many of the pics I inserted (including the big Welcome page one) aren't showing on my screen today.
    This happens a lot. Anyone out there know what causes these glitches??

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  3. Phil Thompson29 June 2009 at 06:57

    Sorry George,I made a "Hash"when writing your address on my packet!,,,am now sending by road!

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  4. George Hardy30 June 2009 at 03:53

    Friggin' 'ell - I hope it don't get knocked over. That A19 is a treacherous road! LMAO

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