Good Morning all you sunkissed Bllockeers,
,If this warm and sunny weather continues surely it will be just a matter of time befor the government taxes us for it!
Got a sunburnt beak yesterdayjust walking about in the sun,and it's taken on the hue of a vine tomato!!!
LOL
Get some rays while you can cos' after today it's going downhill!
Cheers,
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Five Scotsmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four."
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Scotsmen retorts in disbelief. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."
"You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."
The Scotsmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat
Uno."
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