Good Morning,fellow Bollockeers,
Da sun has gone!! here and we are back to grey skies and cool,,although the "Smoggies"on Teesside will relax now the "unatural" blue sky,sunshine and warmth have gone and the more customary "Grey" returns!
I will be heading out somewhere,,("Anywhere")as Hilary is off and "Cleaning"today which inevitably involves moving me around the house as she always targets the spots where I am sitting!!!
Hope you enjoy YOUR day!
Cheers
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How She Got the Raise
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A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase.
Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase... The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
Good moaning all : )
ReplyDeleteVery dull, grey and and much cooler here too today.
I bet all those cissie southerners have kept the sun for themselves!
Hey Phil? How about you and me setting up as gardeners for bored (and rich) housewives?
Mmmmmm, a tasty thought, huh? Mind you, I'd only work in sunny weather, lol.
I'm game George as long as I can be in charge of "Servicing da bushes!!)
ReplyDeleteI dunno about that....with my current cuprinol man look and zapata 'tache, I probably could pass as a Brazilian a bit better than you, 'Goldilocks' LMAO
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmm speaking of Brazilians,,I guess my "Bush servicing"would have to be widened to include hands on waxing!!
ReplyDeleteLovely and sunny here in the Midlands!!
ReplyDeleteSetting up as gardeners! I sell garden tools as well.
What about these for 'Bush Servicing'.