Good Morning/Evening Bollockeers,on another grey start to the day here in Smoggieland.
Found ny ears again after my mop crop,but you need a second mortgage now to pay for it,,,,roll on pension age when I can enjoy freebies like George!
Neighbour dropped off my monthy supply of his homemade wine brew last night, so will be sampling the "Dandelion and Cowslip" tonight!!,,,Not too sure about the "Mushy peas and sprout"combination although he swears the "Bouquet"is to die for!
Enjoy your Thursday Folks,
Cheers
and speaking of wine.............
I kid you not....
New Wine for Seniors
California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as
PINO MORE 
I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
I just couldn't help it.
Oh Geeeeeeeeez Phil, we're ALL gonna need a bottle of PINO MORE if you keep making us pee ourselves at these morning jokes!
ReplyDeleteDandelion & Cowslip wine and mushy peas and sprouts, huh?
Now I wonder if my Chinese gastro-thingie lady doctor will prescribe that for me when I see her next on Monday?
Let me know how the wind blows Phil. ; )~