Saturday, 6 June 2009

Saturday early.

Good Morning Folks,,early start for me on this soggy Saturday,,,its been pppppersistantly raining all night here.

My plan worked fine last night with Mr "Pratt",,Athough he complained my 100 proof punch was tooooooo fruity!!but he fell asleep at 930 pm and the rest of us had a great night,,,, we poured him into a taxi at 1230 am!!LMAO

A bit of Turkish delight today for Philip with the Grand Prix qually and the main event tomorrow.

Enjoy your weekend,

Cheers.

Wally's Wedding Night 

At 78 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old.


Sinc e her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.


After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door.


Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 78 year old groom, ready for action.


They unite as one.


All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.


After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally.


Again he is ready for more 'action.'


Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling.


When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.


She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it...... Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action.'


And, once again they enjoy each other.


But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.'


Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says, 'You mean I was here already?'



The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments have advantages. 

 

2 comments:

  1. PS.. did you see at the top of the page ,,the message about Multipy 4 coming soon?,,just going to click on it and have a nosey.

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  2. G'day folks : )
    I can never beat Phil to an early post....just call me Rip Van Geordie, duh!
    What a wet night (NO, NOT THAT, SAMANTHA!!), garden's flooded.

    Glad you solved your Pratt Prob , Phil, lol. Nice one!
    Busy day 'Chez Hardy' - Katrina at home getting ready for a big night out. Takes her ALL DAY and drives Lynn and me NUTZ!!

    Wishing everyone a Happy, Peaceful, Healthy Weekend : )~

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