Good Morning/Evening fellow voters,,Yep
got the meesage Grant and duly voted again.
Barbie went well yesterday it and stayed hot and sunny till I packed it away and within 30 mins it clouded over
prospect of thunderstorms here today.
Hope you all had a good weekend and if possible enjoy your Monday!
Cheers
The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these beauties, they're the most perfect breasts ... God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'
The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier water out of her handbag ... drinks it down. Then pee’s into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The angel says, "OK your Majesty, you may enter Heaven."
Dolly is outraged and exclaims, "What the f**k was that all about ... I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down? The she pi**es in the toilet and gets to go to heaven! Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, “but even in Heaven, a Royal Flush beats a pair ... no matter how big they are!"
OMG! That was the BIGGEST groaner of a joke in a LONG time, Phil, LOL
ReplyDeleteIt's 4pm here now and it looks as though thunderstorms are about to hit. It's been very hot and sunny up till an hour ago.
Very late today, been out with son John who desperately needed to find a bigger car for his rapidly expanding family. He's bought a used Toyota Previa. Anybody here with any personal knowledge of them? lol, 'cos I'd hate to think he's 'bought a lemon'. Fingers crossed it will be problem free.
Yes Grant, voted daily for the bus advert, on as many 'puters as I could lay my hands on, lol.
It sure looks good for the PCC. 32% last time I looked.
......here come the rain!!!!
I guess I'll be water-skiing to the post office for my old-age pension in the morning. : )~