Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Happy Hump Day.

Good Morning Fellow Humpsters

on a bright and breezy start to the day.........

George, glad to see from your pic yesterday that your pills and potion mix are keeping up your libido, but the extreme "Hirsute"side effects seem to be getting out of hand!!LOL

Chauffeur duties for me today as her ladyship,scours the stores for a "Holland outfit"for our trip across the North sea in a few weeks......My suggestions to just get a "Dutch cap"seem to fall on deaf ears!!

Enjoy your hump day,

Cheers,

Following funny given to me by an endangerd species,,A Teesside steelworker,(Steven)and I apologise in advance  for the content on his behalf!! LOL

A lady dies and goes to heaven
A lady dies and goes to heaven. She arrives at the pearly gates and is
greeted by Saint Peter. There are a few people waiting, so she strikes
up a conversation with him. Just then, she hears a blood curdling
scream!

"What was that?" she asks.

"Oh, don't worry about that," says Saint Peter, "it's just someone
getting a hole drilled in their head so they can be fitted for their
halo."

A few seconds later, she hears another agonised scream, this one even
more terrible than the one before.

"What was that?!" she asked anxiously.

"Oh, don't worry," says Saint Peter soothingly, "It's just someone
getting holes drilled in their back so they can be fitted for their
wings."

The lady starts to back away. "Where are you going?" asks Saint Peter.

"I think I'll go downstairs, if it's all the same to you," says the
lady. "But you can't go there," says the saint, "You'll be raped and
sodomised!"

"It's OK," says the lady, "I've already got the holes for that

1 comment:

  1. LMAO - Another GOOD'UN from Smoggieland. (Thanks Steven!)

    Phil? I reckon if you dared suggest that Dutch apparrel to Hilary, you'd be wearing one on your nose the entire trip/ Come to think of it. maybe it would protect your beak from further sun damage! lol

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