Tuesday, 26 October 2010

Tuesday Lashing! :)

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,Lashing down with rain here and a chilly wind to add the fun!

Spent most of the day at hossy yesterday being poked prodded de blooded and seemed to meet most of the nurses in the hospital,

Apparently I am "Fit enough" to start chemo on Friday! LMAO

I stupidly showed Hilary(who is off today)George's post with the Christmas Santa,,it seems to have triggered some demented Christmas spirit in her and is talking Christmas shopping already!!!(Oh joy)

Whatever you're up to I hope it doesn't involve shops or Christmas!!

Cheers

Sir Cliff Sir Cliff Richard is performing in Japan on the last leg of a very successful world tour. The audience go wild as Cliff asks them is there anything he can sing especially for them.

"Tits and fanny!" screams the crowd.

"I can't sing that," says Cliff, "I'm a devout Christian."

"Tits and fanny!" scream the audience louder.

"Oh, come on," says Cliff.

"Tits and fanny!" scream the crowd.

"Okay, okay," says Cliff, "but I don't know how it goes."

"Tits and fanny ..." sing the audience ,how roo don't talk anymore"

11 comments:

  1. Hey Phil,

    Thanks for reminding me of the only Cliff Richard record I actually like.
    Tits and Fanny is an all time classic. : )~

    I'm about to wind up Elise now.

    You say it's lashing down in your neck of the woods?

    Well....it's as black as midnight here, monsoon-type rain is slowly flooding the whole town, it's minus 20c at mid-day, there are 90mph gusts on the way from Scandanavia, and tomorrow we're going to have 8 foot of snow.
    Elise doesn't know how lucky she is, living in semi-tropical Southern Ireland. ; )~

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  2. Sounds like God is venting his wrath on you Jarrow hedonists!!!! LMAO

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  3. Warm & Wet here Boss.....no further comment ! xx

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  4. sometimes you just have to Big guy, if nothing else to see where he ends up ! x

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  5. He was up early today(before noon) so I think he's having his nap right now!

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  6. I have a reply for you both....SOON.

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  7. ....You are feeling sleepy George...on the count of 3, you will wake up an avid 'Toon Army' Supporter....One....Two.....awww, can't do that to ya George, i luv ya way toooooo much ! xx

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  8. PMSL. It's THE BIG GAME this weekend!!

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  9. YES indeed!!!

    West Brom v Blackpool.

    Very BIG, very important!

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