,self inflicted throbbing ead this morning after quaffing Cypriot brandy last night,seemed a good idea at the time.
Mop crop and bloods for me today before I start getting "Juiced"as Elise calls it tomorrow,,won't be around in the morning but will catch ya'll later on.
Enjoy your day whatever you're up to.
Cheers
Qrange Penis
Guy goes to the doctors "Whats the problem?" asks the doctor. "Well" says the guy,i"ts my penis doctor it's orange!!" "I better have a look" says the doctor.
There it was bright orange,"blimey I've never seen anything like it" says the doctor.
"What kind of work do you do," asks the doctor. "I don't work," replies the guy. "What no work of any kind," asks the doctor. "No nothing," replies the guy. "What do you do all day," asks the doctor.
"I sit at home watching porn eating Wotsits."
GOOD MORNING BIG GUY !!!!!!! Oooops ! Was that a little too loud?! You do love your Nurse and Duck jokes don't you?! If ever I come across any of those Nurses I'll give them your email address !! So, getting all psyched for your 'juice' tomorrow? Will be thinking of you Big Guy.....
ReplyDeleteAll still crap here, hoping that my Karma returns PDQ.....here's hoping. Have a good one xx
Gooood Mornin' All,
ReplyDeleteBrilliant jokes Phil...it looks like you're gearing up to have some fun with nurses tomorrow?
Can I join you and we'll 'wind them up' together??? lol
Elise, here's wishing you the speedy return of your Karma!! Our duck without her Karma is a like a day with no sun in the sky : )~
Hope you have a "Crap free day"Elise and your Karma floods back asap!! xx
ReplyDeleteGeorge you are welcome to join me tomorrow,,I'll book you in for a "Juicing!" LOL
Thanks Guys....fingers crossed for me please.
ReplyDeleteLook out Nurses 'The Bollockeers' are on the way ! x
Good luck tomorrow Phil
ReplyDeleteKeith & Nette
Cheers guys, :)
ReplyDeleteHey Phil,
ReplyDeleteJust to say Best wishes for the treatments.
Give those bad cells hell !
Cheers Rob,Will do!!
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