Monday, 18 October 2010

Monday Multiplying OK?

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,trust you had a good week emd?

Well lotsa probs with Multiply yesterday,,I eventually managed a PM post but think only I can see it? LMAO

George was having his own puter probs  so fingers crossed the gremlims are behind us!

Enjoy your Monday and I hope you are set for a great week!

Cheers

Heading off for bloods and a Doc visit this morning and Onco tomorrow so a pertinent funny....

Going blind ??..........................

 

The doctor said.."George, you have to stop masturbating".

 I replied "Why, will it make me blind?".. The doc said.."No, you're upsetting everyone in the waiting room"!

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8 comments:

  1. George Hardy18 October 2010 at 01:47

    Hi folks,

    Still plagued by 'puter probs. I can only access a site for a minute or so then I get 'HOST SERVICES FOR WINDOWS STOPPED WORKING'.
    Whatever bug it is has beaten McAfee and Windows defender,

    Gonna try one more program Elise suggested and if no luck there then it's off to the pc store.

    BOLLOCKS!

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  2. Mike Brooks18 October 2010 at 02:16

    George,

    So your bug has them beaten and you need someone to 'clean-up' WINDOWS.

    I will send my expert round:-

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  3. Elise Cotter18 October 2010 at 02:17

    http://www.safer-networking.org/en/ownmirrors2/index.html

    use this link George, ignore all the donate notices, and keep on down loading. This programme found viruses that slipped under the Mcaffe wire. Good luck xx

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  4. Alexander Munro18 October 2010 at 12:11

    When I got back from holiday last Fri I switched all my electrics back on only to find my Internet connection on the wireless router was flashing also the modem was not working and I had a red intermittent signal on the front of my Virgin PLUS box. I phoned Virgin Media
    (Indian branch) and the lady proceeded to tell me in Indian/Anglo how to get down on the floor and unplug my modem etc. I said." hang on a
    minute!" "I`m no technical wizard I want an engineer to call A.S.A.P. to fix things."....after a long argument and my threat to move to SKY
    it was mutually agreed an engineer would call to see me on Mon 8am-12noon . However, I could n`t wait till Mon as I wanted to see the
    Liverpool derby Pat and I disconnected all the plugs and wires and put them all back together again and hey presto everything was in
    working again!!!!!!.....Sorry George Jarrow is away off my area!!!! By the way the Virgin engineer came today and said everything is
    working perfectly!!!

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  5. Phil Thompson18 October 2010 at 12:17

    Same here Alex I lost my BT connection earlier,,BT diagnostic came up with "Router failure",,turned it off waited 30secs and turned on,,,,sorted!!

    George has taken his puter to the Tech guys who say it is "Infested"and to try reinstalling Vista which I guess he is doing as we speak,,,,,

    Good luck George!!

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  6. Alexander Munro18 October 2010 at 14:52

    Has anyone seen Asbo Mick???????

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  7. Phil Thompson19 October 2010 at 01:17

    Nope..

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  8. Mike Brooks19 October 2010 at 02:10

    With all this talk of computer problems, remember my 'EXPERT' is available to take on new clients.

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