Friday, 15 October 2010

Fridaaaay Fairy ring????

Good Morning/Evening Fffriday Peeps,,,,,Usual grey Autumnal morning here,,,,Just did a recce down the garden to see what need s doing and I have a strange ring of fungus growing down the bottom end???(Shaddup George!!)..Looks like the technical name is a "Fairy ring"...............that occurs in damp and secluded spots,,,(I'll leave it there!!! suffice to say I will be treating my "Fairy ring before anyone else sees it!!)

After the exitement of Cliff's Birthday yesterday I suppose today will seem a bit flat,,but Buck up my Bollockeers it's Frodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay,,have a great one!! and a cracking weekend!!!!

Cheers

Tree Hugging!!!!!!!! While walking through the Daintree a man came up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.

With this the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked,

"What the hell happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him behind the ear and said....

"This just isn't gonna be your day!"

21 comments:

  1. Morning All. Bright sunny day here Dudes...a little cool but not unpleasant, definitely that 'Autumn' smell about the place now. Mmmmm, Fairy ring Phil, I had a problem with George and Fairies when you were gallivanting in sunnier climes - see below - George said he wasn't standing in as the resident fairy while you were away, he got a bit huffy actually and wouldn't speak to me for DAYS afterwards. I will let you decide !
    Later Dudes !
    x

    PS - Hacked the photos from your Photobucket site Big Guy while you were away, hope thats okay?! x

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  2. LOL Elise, you grab anything of mine you want Sweetie! xx,,,

    ,I know George is Playing Widow Twanky in the Panto at the "Jarrow Pigeon fanciers and Whippet stalkers working mens club" this year but really wanted to be the Fairy Godmother in the Cinderella Panto at the "Stottie cake and flat cap appreciation society" production,,but they said he just hadn't got the legs for it!

    Have a Good un' xx

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  3. Ha Ha ! I reckon he won't be speaking to either of us for a while now Big Guy ! xx

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  4. Just one thing.

    Did you see those new photos from Mick?

    How the hell did we never realise that Alex and Mick were brothers...and that their 'so-called' war of words on here was a total wind-up?

    We were 'GOTCHYA'D'...well and truly!!

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  5. Hinge and Bracket sprang to mind!!!!! LOL

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  6. ....thought you were being sulky today Boss and NOT TALKING to us.....!? BTW I still think its a great pic George ! xxxxxxxxxx

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  7. When I get mad I get hungry.

    Tonight's menu @ Chez Hardy:

    Roast Duck & Marinaded Matelot. (And I'M DOING THE ROASTING...on second thoughts, Elise,.. you might like that too much!)

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  8. .....wouldn't be the first time my Ass was roasted George......

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  9. ....you have no idea......Keep guessing !

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  10. I've been awake all night....not guessing....just imagining! lol

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  11. Bloody hell stocking tops .................................phew
    early night I think

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  12. Bloody hell ....stocking tops.................phew
    early night I think
    NIGHT ALL

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  13. Nice work George ! I am well impressed ! God I look great ! LOL ! xx

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  14. OK guys all together now
    to the tune of "For he's a jolly good fellow"

    James is a lucky bugger
    James is a lucky bugger
    James is a lucky bugerger
    And so say all of us
    And so say all of us
    And so say all of us
    For James is a lucky buggerer
    AND so say all of us.

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