Chilly Thursday

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Bollockeers,Nother nice morning but chilly round my bit of the countryside.

Did Mike make it back from Hong Kong?,or is he still over there flogging his tools with a Chinese slant?

Unleashing my cue today for a spot of action,(Snooker wise)to knock a few balls about in the hope that one will fall in a pocket out of sympathy,,,....(My ball control isn't what it was?)

Enjoy the sunshine and have a Good un'whatever you're up to,

Cheers

Six minutes late....

 There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them but he may be 6 minutes late.

On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round. Following Saturday rolls around and George says that he will be there but he may be 6 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, golf's left handed and wins the round.

This continues for the next few weeks, with George always saying that he may be 6 minutes late, and then always winning the round golfing, either left or right handed. The other guys are getting tired of this and decided to ask him what the deal was.

They said, ''George, every Saturday you say you may be six minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and play golf either right handed or left handed and always win. What is it all about?

George replies, ''Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy. Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is sleeping on her left side, I golf left handed. If she is sleeping on her right side, I golf right handed.''

''Well,'' one of the guys said, ''What happens if she is laying on her back?''

George replies, ''Then I am 6 minutes late"