Good Morning/Evening Fffffriday Peeps,
,,A quick Hi and Bye as I'm beteween engagements,after taking Hilary to work and running Steven to work after his motor wouldn't start,,
Off to the dreaded B and Q for "Man stuff" to fix things!
My old shed looks about set to collapse with all my treasures inside so urgent repairs necessary although I quite fancy a sprawling "Southfork"type newie!!!
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Happy Fffriday Ffffolks,have a good un'!!
Cheers
The ASDA Greeter
A very loud, greasy, unattractive, tatooed, welfare dependent, chav, minger, woman wearing a Celtic top walked into ASDA in Castlemilk(a sprawling council estate on Glasgow's south side) with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning madam, and welcome to ASDA.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins by any chance?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'F*ck naw, they're nae twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the f*ck would you think they're twins? Are you blind, thick or just stupid?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam,'replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you've been shagged twice.
Soooooooooooooooooo SORRY I'M LATE!!
ReplyDeleteBet you were all worried sick? (Yeah....right!), LOL
The fact is, I have been doing what Phi is being coerced into doing.......REAL MAN STUFF...DIY.
Please promise me you won't laugh???
OK, I'll confess,
This morning I was sawing a bloody big, wide - and long piece of wood, using one of those 'Workmate' thingies to hold it in place.
The wood was wobbling so I decided to sit on it to keep it steady as I used the jig-saw.
I fell off the bugger, landed on my arse and elbow and knocked myself even sillier than usual. LMAO.
Now shush...don't tell a soul!!
Other than that...hasn't it been quite a pleasant day? Doh!
By the way, it was marvellous to see those photos posted by Allister, of him and Spurspark (Silly Bugger) Mark, LOL
ReplyDeleteLooks like you had a lotta fun.
I thinks it's high time we 'Northerners' had a trip over to bug Allister...you reckon????
Down South we call a workmate "wife"
ReplyDeleteBet you won't show Nette that post Keith! LMAO !!!
ReplyDeleteHey, Lynn is the clerk of works here...I'm just the 'minimum-wage' labourer.
ReplyDeleteMe and DIY?,,,,,a recipe for complete disaster! lol