Dark Saturday..

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,Coo it's dark ere,had to put a light on getting out of bed to find my pussy slippers!!!

Armchair athletics and motor sport for me today with a spot of cooking thrown in for nosh tonight,

Whatever you're up to enjoy it and have a great weekend.

Cheers

A dog lover, whose dog was a bitch and "in heat', agreed to look after and house her neighbors' male dog whilst they were away on vacation.  She had a large house however and believed that she could keep them apart but as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage as so frequ ently happens when they mate.

Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.

Having explained the problem to him, the vet said."hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.  I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw".

"Do you think that will work?" she asked

"It just worked for me" he replied.