Saturday ring treatment!

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,,,brighter start to the day here after a lorra rain yesterday,

Managed to get some stuff for my "Ring problem yesterday"but did feel a bit of a wazzock when I asked the young girl in the garden centre if she had anything to treat my "Fairy ring!",,I think she thought she was dealing with a perv(shaddup George)and called the manager over who smiled condescendingly and lead me over to his lawn fungus treatment section.............

So I will be applying the "Cure"to my ring today and see what happens!

Hope you have a "Ring problem"free day and ..........................................

Cheers

The Geek A young Internet entrepreneur named Ryan leased an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

Poor Ryan broke out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, Ryan finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!" Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin-no blemishes anywhere! How can you feel that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, Ryan stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming... That was me."