And a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a not so far flung lady. lol

Dear Eileen, we don't see much of you these days (although Phil says he does!)...

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!

Great Weekend

 

Well it was a good weekend until this morning.

Daughter and Son-in-Law up to stay with us, John and I played poker at the 'Gala' casino Saturday afternoon and then all together for a lovely meal in a fabulous Greek restaurant in Birmingham.

 

What could possibly happen to spoil it???

This morning, daughter Helen announces a surprise, she has got us all 'Take That' tickets for Wembly in July next year.

 

 

Weekend now ruined.

 

 

 

 

Party time in the Phillipines?

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,Hope you all found something to do to fill the extra hour in bed?

One of our far flung Bollockeers is celebrating today so a..................................

Don in the Phillipines,,

Have a cracking day with you family and friends,

Cheers

 

 

 

Sunny Saturday...

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,lovely sunny morning here to kick off the weekend,

Caught George on the local TV news last night queuing for his beloved Take That tickets at the Stadium of light(Sunderland),,He has been stalking Jason Orange for a few years now so I do hope he was successful

Hope your "Good Karma" has returned Elise and things start to look up

I'm heading out for supplies as my "Low level alcohol alarm"is going off,,,and a spot of curry mayhem in the kitchen this afta to  punish the taste buds tonite

They should have thought this through LOL........................

Whatver you're up to have a great Saturday and fun weekend!!

Cheers

GHOST SEX

A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their hands.

Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

About 40 students raise their hands.

That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

About 15 students raise their hand.

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'

Three students raise their hands.

That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'

Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

Ahmed replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."

Good Luck Friday

Good Luck Friday wishes to Phil as he heads off to start his schedule of 'juicing'. Hope all goes well for you Big Guy, and I am certain this is the sentiments of all the 'Bollockeers'.

Well, its torrential rain here. My flower beds are flooded, and I have a RIVER running from the top of the drive down to the lawn. Looks kinda cool, but not very practical I think !!  

BTW if anyone spots my Karma hanging around, would you mind sending it back? Thanks very much 

Busy weekend coming up. Halloween & the clocks changing.....thankfully I will be working, so I will even manage an extra hour in bed - Nice one ! 

Whatever you are up to today, have a relaxing AND DRY ONE instead ! 

Later Dudes

 

I Should Have been A Psych' Nurse Instead...

Three Students are doing a Psychiatry lesson, the first student was asked whats the opposite of joy, she said sorrow. The second student was asked whats the opposite of depression, he said happiness. Then Paddy was asked whats the opposite of woe, he replied 'Giddy Up' ... !

Thursday throbbing!

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,,self inflicted throbbing ead this morning after quaffing Cypriot brandy last night,seemed a good idea at the time.

Mop crop and bloods for me today before I start getting "Juiced"as Elise calls it tomorrow,,won't be around in the morning but will catch ya'll later on.

Enjoy your day whatever you're up to.

Cheers

Qrange Penis

 Guy goes to the doctors "Whats the problem?" asks the doctor. "Well" says the guy,i"ts my penis doctor it's orange!!" "I better have a look" says the doctor.

There it was bright orange,"blimey I've never seen anything like it" says the doctor.

"What kind of work do you do," asks the doctor. "I don't work," replies the guy. "What no work of any kind," asks the doctor. "No nothing," replies the guy. "What do you do all day," asks the doctor.

"I sit at home watching porn eating Wotsits."

 

5 Years ago today

Well 5 yrs ago right now I was waking up from my op.

Sporting the latest haircut on my nether regions, looking like a freshly plucked turkey with the giblets trying to escape.  Tubes out of places that ought not have tubes in them.

But I am still here alive and well. And that is probably 2000 bottles of red later (thanks Old Al)

Hope?  yes there is hope and thankyou Andy for all the inspiration.

Good luck to all of you, male or female, because God knows I would not have made the last 5 years without Nettes help.

And thankyou all of you nutters for keeping me sane.  Keep the jokes coming Phil, Keep being silly George, Can I get  a new shovel Mike,  and the rest of you too many to mention

Lots of love Keith

Hump day Birthday..

Good Morning/Evening Hump day Peeps,time to say to Phil Clark a VERY...

Have a GREAT day Phil,

 

Cheers,