Thursday, 14 January 2010

Thursday defeat.

Good Morning/Evening Chilled Bollockeers,,,thanks George for those words of wisdom,(Looking good too!!!)

Had to be at the hossy for 930am this morning to check my hand op out, but had to admit defeat with the car got well stuck on tne now very icy and snowy side road,,coupla neighbours pushed me out and I rocked and rolled home.

Frustrating when the main roads are clear!!,,looking forward to the melt due over the next few days!

Happy Thursday!

Cheers


Final Exam

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'

 

 

3 comments:

  1. LMAO, an oldie but a GREAT one!

    Poor ole Phil, you must still have it rough over there. It's not bad at all further up the coast here. A light covering of snow which is disolving by the minute now.
    Lucky ole Geordies or what?? lol

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  2. Snow dissolving by the minute!!!


    Damn it, going to have to cancel my trip to the Caribbean based on massive snow shovel sales.

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  3. I bought one Mike,maybe buy ya a cherry on a cocktail?LOL

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