Good Morning/Evening Sunday Folks,
Blue sky and sunshine here for a change..looks like a Summers day apart from the snow and icicles!!!LOL
Late start after a late night losing my pocket money to Hilary at poker again!
,,SIL Steven left shirtless too!
Trans polar trek shortly to the local for a pub lunch and a coupla jars of the local brew..

Enjoy your Sunday,
From an American Newspaper
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This was apparently in the Washington Post - the title of which was, "Best Come Back Line Ever."
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop.
"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."
"Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"That was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor.
"I walked up to Lawrence and he was just...... pumping away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.
"I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?'
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,
"A pumpkin? F**k me, is it midnight already?" 
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ROFLMAO,
ReplyDeleteYEP, BEAT THAT FOR A COMEBACK LINE, LOL. NICE ONE PHIL!
TODAY WAS THE FIRST MORNING IN WEEKS THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO START THE DAY SHOVELLING SNOW...
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER, HUH? (WE HOPE).
ENJOY A BETTER SUNDAY, EVERYONE, ; )
Check yer forecast George,,heavy snow due tonight over the North East,,just for a change!LOL
ReplyDeleteJust checked for tonight, Phil - Looks hopeful!! Fingers crossed (That's for Tyneside though, and I reckon N.Yorks won't be as lucky).
ReplyDeleteYep, revised here to to light snow,,BTW..(You havn't done my drive today!!!)LOL
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