Grey Thursday.

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,Grey, murky start to the day here......pleasant drive to Whitby yesterday and the crabs went down well(Shaddup George!!)

Hilary back to work todayand I'm sneaking off this afta for a game or three of snooker with SIL Steven.

Hope your day is equally relaxing and not such a load of balls!

Cheers

The midget ........

 

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

 

"Wow!" comments the midget. "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

 

Surprised and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.

 

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"

 

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"