Snow Joke!!

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,,,lotsa snow in this neck of the woods,,,not quite bad enough to don the crampons and fix snow chains to the motor like Grant for his camping holiday in Devon?(Yet!)

George's Jarrow I know had even more snow and for a time was cut off from the rest of the world,,,not such a bad thing as they have been campaigning for years for independence and its own sovereignty!!King George does have a certain ring to it?(and he does like dressing up!)

Enjoy your Saturday and have a great weekend,

Cheers

Both o' them?

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. "Hello der girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag th' both of ye, so he did." "Fook off you liar!". "I'll prove it, so I will," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both o' them, Paddy?" "Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"