Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,
Coo I see da sun!!!
,,blue sky too,,turn the heat up by about 20c and it would be very pleasant indeed.
Poor George has been stricken by the Jarrow lurgy and isn't feeling too well,,........................speedy recovery Matey, I gotta have someone to take the p**s out of!
Not feeling too bright myself this morning, but my state is purely self inflicted after a late night with Gordon and Sch;you know who.
Enjoy you day,
Cheers
Old Soldier
a Chelsea Pensioner was sitting on a bench in the park in London.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair that was all different colors -- green, red, orange, blue and yellow.
The old soldier just stared!!
The young man said. "What's the matter, old timer? Never done anything wild in your life?"
The old soldier replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Hello again Folks, getting back to my old self again I think.
ReplyDeleteIt's time for a REALLY good moan.
There was me yesterday, having my worst day so far with the 'flu, then Sunderland AFC make me feel so much better (NOT!!!), by doing so well at Chelsea.
I never thought I'd be posting this photo, but there ya go!
By the way Phi, I loved the joke about the soldier and the parrot.
Now, if that had been a sailor........it would have been a cockatoo he couldn't clearly remember : )~
You like a cockatoo George???LOL
ReplyDeleteI once had a cockatoo. Ask Lynn, lol.
ReplyDeleteYou could also ask who let da birdie escape, LMAO