Fridaaaaaay Sun?

Good Morning/Evening Friday Peeps,Blue sky and sunshine to start the day here in Northern Climes,,with a lotta wind!!(Morning George)

Coo, in 5mins it's gone dark and we now have snowflakes falling!!LOL,,,could be a good weekend for Mike and his shovels after all!!

Just found out I won a tenner on Wednesday's lotto!,,,I have opted for NO publicity and am determined it won't change my lifestyle!!

Enjoy your Friday Fffffolks and have a GREAT weekend,

Cheers

Hurt in Helmund......

A UK patrol was marching in the North of Helmand Province when they came upon an insurgent, badly injured and unconscious.On the opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar but less serious state.

The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the patrol commander asked the injured soldier what had happened.The soldier reported, "I was moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Gordon Brown is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing half-blind Jock, and Lord Mandelson is a cross-dressing idiot.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian. He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Harriet Harman!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a bus hit us."