Monday, 11 January 2010

No Monday Moaning?

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,Coo a "Moanless"start to the day from George happy with his "Shoveless" morning!,LOL

Same here, nice to have a respite from the white stuff falling however brief.

Roads driveable for a change so off to replenish supplies(Low level Tonic alarm going off!)

Whatever you're up to have fun!

Cheers

Blonde Joke.......
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.

He goes through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big Blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says: "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating Blonde jokes!!!

"What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? "It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community and reaching my full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against Blondes... all in the name of humor!!"

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up...

"You stay out of this, I'm talking to that little son-of-a-bitch sitting on your knee

 

 

1 comment:

  1. No moaning from me today, lol...

    Mike has kept me smiling with tales of his one and a half inches, the unfortunate accident with his shovels shipment - and that sighting of Bin Laden in the Midlands.

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