/Evening frozen Bollockeers,
,,,,outdoors here now resembling a promo ad for a ski holiday in the Alps!!
,,basic supplies in some stores running low here and I had a scary moment yesterday when I had to visit three before finding life's essentials,,,,Schweppes tonic!
If you're driving today (I guess you must have a snowmobile??)take it easy
Cheers
| Old lady in the lift
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| An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Iavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly: 'Romance by Ralph Lauren, £100 a bottle.'
Then another young woman gets in the lift, She also turns to the old woman and says snootily, 'Chanel No 5, £150 a bottle.'
A few floors later, the old woman has reached her destination. As she gets out, she looks both woman in the eye, then turns round, bends over and farts, saying: 'Brussel sprouts, 25p a pound.'
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Sounds like that old lady has dicovered the Jane Plant Diet, lol.
ReplyDeleteIt makes a nice change to discuss wind for a change (yeah...right!) : )~
Geeez, for how many more days do we have to dig ourselves out of this bloody snow?
I cleared the drive four times yesterday - no sooner had I shifted one lot of snow than another pile was dumped on us.
And yep, you guessed right. It had to be done all over again this morning.(Thank you Lynn!) : )
Oh well, we are all in the same boat, and it's a tired old. leaky vessel with a nutcase for a captain (not mentioning any old sailors here, lol).
As they used to say in NYPD Blue.....be careful out there!