Sunday, 31 January 2010

Loadsa Sun!

Good Morning/Evening Bollockeers,Blue sky and sunshine here on Cosat Del Teesside,,,,,sorry to hear about your disappointing 1" overnight Mike but it was damn cold!!!

Hilary cleaned up as usual at poker last night and all me and Steven ended up with were sore heads this morning

Tootling over to the coast for a pub lunch and get nostalgie watching the ships swinging at anchor waiting to enter the Tees.

Have a great Sunday

Cheers

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,

waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,

checked his weight, and being a little concerned,

asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and

rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional

and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,

'No wonder this baby is underweight.

You don't have any milk.'

I know,' she said,

'I'm his Grandma,

but I'm glad I came.'

 

3 comments:

  1. Hi Phil, Good news, snowing heavily here, may get an extra 1".


    SWINGING at anchor, I am not nautical but this sounds fun. Can I join??

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  2. GREAT news Mike,Kath must be beside herself!,,,,,Sure you can join in but ya gotta be prepared to swing BOTH ways when at anchor!! LOL

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  3. Swing both ways? lol, once a sailor always a sailor, huh?

    Mike, I'm really glad you may get an extra inch today. It could make all the difference! : )~

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