Wednesday Hump day

SHITE WEATHER.............AGAIN.......& AT LAST THE HOSE PIPE BAN IS NOW LIFTED.......AS IF WE HAD ANY INTENTION OF USING IT ANYWAY.!!!!!!

DUE TO THE RECENT SEVERE  SPENDING CUTBACKS,THE MILITARY TOP BRASS HAVE BEEN EXPERIMENTING WITH ALTERNATIVE MODES OF TRANSPORT.......

& THIS CRACKER ..........FLYING BROOMSTICKS.!!!! .........pmsl

 

ONE FOR THE LADIES......

 

Three Ladies in a Sauna


THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A
SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
THE BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I
HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO
HER EAR..

 

 
WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A
MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD
TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO
THE BATHROOM..

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT......I'M
GETTING A
FAX!!

CHEERS..!!!