MORNING FOLKS......
LOVELY DAY THIS WAY........HOPE IT IS WHERE YOU ARE TO.....
FOR THOSE HAVING TO WORK......COMMISERATIONS.....ITS TOO NICE FOR THAT.!!
WELL SOME PEOPLE HAS IT ALL......
WHERE'S THAT THIRD HAND COME FROM....!!!!!!
ONE FOR THE WIMMEN...........
OH BY THE WAY...........GEORGE HAS BEEN QUIET OF LATE,& THE REAL REASON FOR THAT IS....... HE IS IN TRAINING FOR THE OLYMPICS......NAME THE SPORT.??
PMSL......
& ANOTHER NICKED FROM THE LOCKER.......
SAILOR...
A widowers daughter was marrying a sailor..... the day before the wedding, the father knowing what sailors are like, says to his daughter " if your new husband ever wants sex "the other way round", tell me and I will have a word with him".
Six months after the wedding, she is still puzzled by what her father said, so she asks her husband if he would like to try sex "the other way round" for a change. Her husband says,,,, ""No......... I don't want a house full of children!"
LMAO John, you've have definitely been raiding The Good ship Bollockeer's lockers.
ReplyDeleteGood to see those two oldies again. I was certainly a lot skinnier in that Olympic training photo, PMSL.
We should have added Barry's (Topgun's) face to the little red helmeted warrior, huh?
Well, another Monday is here:
Folks, me and John have been having a good old 'OLD GIT MOAN' about incompetence which is rife in Hospital admin depts.
Today brought me a perfect example of lunacy from those people.
Our daughter had a DEXA scan in April 19th to check on her osteoporosis. Last week my GP ordered a DEXA scan for me to check on the state of my bones after so long on HT since 2005.
Today I got an appointment for the scan....in Katrina's name, rather than mine. Since her next one isn't due till 2014,it was obvious what had happened.
It's taken me an hour on the phone this morning to have to appointment details changed to my own name.
on a serious note:
ANY GUY ON HT should have a DEXA scan every few years.
HT causes bone thinning after about 6 months. My last Dexa was in 2007, and I was borderline osteoporosis after 2 years of treatment.
Of course, I then had a long gap off all treatment, so I waited till I'd been back on the 2nd round of HT for a year before I applied for the scan again.
FFS! We have enough to deal with without allowing thinning bones to add to our problems.
Keep on top of all these idiots and make sure their mistakes are pounced on a.s.a.p.
Hey, I've just raided the ship's lockers too, and found this great pic of Ole Doggin' John.
ReplyDeleteMate, you look in fantastic shape for these coming Olympics. LMAO
Did you know that our Mike is working the Olympics as a 'Wayfinder'????
I'm sure he'll keep you right for the nearest red-light massage parlour after you've finished your hurdling event! PMSL
No George..............I'm in the swimming event.!!!!..........
ReplyDeleteTend to make a 'big splash' of it all.!!!!!......pmsl
OMG! PMSL, You'd empty the pool!!
ReplyDeleteHere's another politically incorrect one from you know who (I LOVE THESE!)
George, That is brilliant, keep um coming....
ReplyDeleteJohn, the beards wrong, was that Bexhill lido ?
I've never heard of a bone density scan called a "DEXA", but I think it is a good idea to re-do them regularly, I will ask onco on Aug 10th.
George, thanks for reminding me about DEXA scans.
ReplyDeleteI to have been on and off Hormone Treatment for about 5~years, so time for a scan me thinks!
Good luck with the swimming John, I will look out for you.
I will be a last mile wayfinder volunteer at the olympics (and paralympics) based at 'The EXCEL' stadium in the docklands of London.
Weightlifting, Powerlifting, Boccia, Judo, Fencing, Taekwondo, Wrestling, Boxing and Table Tennis are all there.
As part of the training we have photo's of the personalities and leading contenders.
I was impressed with the female Australian table tennis star.
She should do well!!!
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GOOD NEWS just announced, Chris Hoy will carry the Union Jack at the opening ceremony for Team GB
Hi Mike?
ReplyDeleteThat old biddy bashing balls about isn't occupying that 'Granny' Flat' I'm staying in in London?.....IS SHE? Please tell me it ain't so!!
The lovely Sheena has sent me 2 pics.......and I think we all agree......WTF?????
Yes George, I am afraid to say she is and she is looking forward to meeting you and bashing a few balls with you.
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We have a clinic thats attached to our Doctors Surgery,& they do Dexa scans amongst a host of other things ........which is handy.!!!!
ReplyDeletehad a mole removed there a couple of years ago also.....
Mike glad YOU are looking after the contestants there.......mind you G4S are now starting to recruit more bona fide staff i hear.!!!....
pmsl
Mike? Oh bugger...the thought of having to stay a night with a 'ball busting' Aussie granny will give me sleepless nights from now till December.
ReplyDeleteI see Newcastle have sacked G4S from St James's Park today, John (they're hosting Olympic matches there).
Here's more on our masked neighbours:
THEY made us both laugh, where do you findem. ?
ReplyDeleteWell done.
Gotta thank Terry for that last one! LMAO
ReplyDeletePeeked a view George,before photobucket police stepped in .........ooooops back on again.!!!!
ReplyDeleteBetween the Muslims and the Olympics I was tore as to what image to look for, then figured the Olympics would be a lot safer. Didn't fancy a fatwā against me.
ReplyDeleteThen I thought I could combine the two...
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ReplyDeleteMe playing about....
ReplyDeleteIn case any of you are wondering, the above deleted comments are down to me playing about with Multiply, seeing what I can get away with.... I do apologise..
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff, James!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteI store a load of stuff on Photobucket I have about 5 accounts there) - and I have to tell you, at one time they were VERY puritanical, and almost all my naughty pics were censored.
These days I seem to be getting away with it.
By the way, Mike holds the record for the most photos blocked by the PB police.
They even banned his 'Irish Monkeys dancing' one!! LMAO
Lets see how long it take Photobucket to block this one:-
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