Goooooooood Moooning Peeps
Yes, it's Friday, and the gang's all here again.
I have an important announcement to make today.
After many happy (and fulfilling) years in the company, I have decided to retire and sell my business 'Exclusive Bush Trimming Services'
Osteoarthritis in my neck and shoulders has taken a lot of pleasure out of the work, and my fingers aren't quite what they were.
In fact I'm becoming a bit of a danger to customers.
As you all know, Phil and I were joint partners in the firm, and I've struggled to cope alone over the past year.
If there are any guys here who would like to buy the company, please send me an email. All tools will come with the package, as well as the top secret customer list, with recommendations and testimonials from as far afield as Stonehaven in Scotland, Portmadog in Wales, and Cork in Ireland.
Just one word of warning....'THE LIST' also contains the names and addresses of about 100 Geordie women. However, rest assured that all appropriate safety equipment will also be included in the deal.
Anyone interested (and brave enough)???
Yes, it's Friday, and the gang's all here again.
I have an important announcement to make today.
After many happy (and fulfilling) years in the company, I have decided to retire and sell my business 'Exclusive Bush Trimming Services'
Osteoarthritis in my neck and shoulders has taken a lot of pleasure out of the work, and my fingers aren't quite what they were.
In fact I'm becoming a bit of a danger to customers.
As you all know, Phil and I were joint partners in the firm, and I've struggled to cope alone over the past year.
If there are any guys here who would like to buy the company, please send me an email. All tools will come with the package, as well as the top secret customer list, with recommendations and testimonials from as far afield as Stonehaven in Scotland, Portmadog in Wales, and Cork in Ireland.
Just one word of warning....'THE LIST' also contains the names and addresses of about 100 Geordie women. However, rest assured that all appropriate safety equipment will also be included in the deal.
Anyone interested (and brave enough)???
You are toooooo young toooooo retire yet !
ReplyDeleteAw George :-( What a killer to give up the business. Hope you have safety ropes for the Geordie lasses ?! PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeleteI may put in offer George but I'm busy with my own similar business (Smooooth Ladies) and although the end result is the same, I use a cream based product that is becoming harder to obtain and a mechanical option may be the answer.
ReplyDeleteGiven that most of your tools must be worn out now, do you think Mike would be able to get some new and advanced tools manufactured in China?
He does seem to be the main man where hand tools are concerned!
This is not good. I'm at work today (for a change) and can only access the site from my phone. Makes viewing very hard, but replying even harder. Need to get myself a bigger device, such as a tablet....
ReplyDeleteGeorge, I'm keen to put an offer in for your 'Bush Trimming' business.
ReplyDeleteYes Roger, tomorrow I will be looking for advanced tools in China to replace Georges old and well used tool.
But today, I am trying to decide whether to help out this entrepreneur with her enterprise.
James? "This is not good" ?????
ReplyDeleteYa kidding! THIS IS BLOODY MARVELLOUS!!!
I can see me transferring my bush trimming business within days.
Just look at the interest shown already:
Roger is itching to expand his Smooooooth Ladies operation (I wonder if he knows what a challenge those Geordie lasses present?), and Mike - this could be the perfect addition to his hand tools business. Once again...I wonder if his tools are sharp enough?? LMAO
But please be warned, guys...there is a LOT of cash involved here. But, it's well worth the investment, I can assure you.
I might have my new number plate on within the month!!
Before 'Exclusive Bush Trimming Services' opened in the north east in 2006, this was your stereotypical Newcastle lass waking up after a night down The Bigg Market (google it, lol).
Mind you, Phil and I found Teesside and Wearside ladies a doddle to work on. They were already far more sophisticated than the average Geordie lass. I can safely say that. My missus is from Sunderland, LMAO
PS. Elise? Yes, safety ropes are included in the package! lol
I can beat you all to this, as I have a machine that makes me a lot smaller (some film studio borrowed it years ago to make the film "Honey I shrunk the kids"), and have the market already sewn up in the midlands.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes Elise, safety ropes are VERY important for me, hate to get lost! (Well after an hour or so.)
Looks like you live in the Sherwood Forest area then, James, huh?
ReplyDeleteHow long was the longest time you got lost in there (accidentally on purpose)??
One happy beaver.
James xx This is a typical 'Geordie Lass' ... You brave enough ?!! PMSL ! xx
ReplyDeleteShe looks like an extra from Star Wars!
ReplyDeleteA picture of a work in progress...
Glad you cannot see the bottom half of this picture....
Guess what George,
ReplyDeleteGot lost accidentally on purpose for days and still couldn't find that bloomin' F/G/H spot!
The above picture was a before shot.
ReplyDeleteHere's the after shot.
Told you I'm good...
Ha ha ha ha ha ! Good one James xx Looks like George better watch out !!! BTW, Registered parcel in the post as of today. see how you go, am not expecting anything to work :-( xx
ReplyDeleteGeeeeeeeez James, you were lost accidentally on purpose for days?
ReplyDeleteYou were looking for too many 'Spots'.
You should have prioritised......as I said GGGGGGGGsssssssssssssssss - and you would have been out of there within the hour! lol