Have a little smile this morning.
BEDROOM EXTASY
You appeared from no where and shamelessly, without any reservations, you
laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied
your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me
near crazy while
you drained me. Finally, I drifted off to sleep.
Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only
the sheets bore witness to last night's events.
My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it
all the more difficult to forget you.
I will remain awake,
waiting,
just for you...
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F##king mosquito!!!!!
FOrgot one important thing about the opening ceremony - the sheep were there, yes the sheep were there although there was one missing! George!!!
ReplyDeleteMorning Chris & Shirley, Bev & Ian!
ReplyDeleteVery clever joke that one Chris, LMAO
Now...about those bloody sheep? I'm cured I tell ya...CURED!
George, I thought it was pork that got cured!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm on the ball today!!!
And, you're prejudiced against pigs now???
ReplyDeleteHere's another funny from Chris:
I just love pork sausage!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm just sitting here hoping that's Bev and not Ian who posted that!!
ReplyDeleteGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, HELP!
Def Ian xx
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