MORNING FOLKS..............ITS A SCORCHER HERE ON THE SARTH COAST AGAIN.!!!..............JUST HAD A BUBBLE BATH WITH A DIFFERENCE......
EEEK.!!.......HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GENTLE DAY.......
GUN HANDLING KNOWLEDGE AND TEST
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The first things I noticed were that she's not wearing ear or eye protection and she is jerking the trigger.
Her grip is also too low, resulting in noticeable muzzle flip.
I also notice that she fired off 1,537 rounds without reloading before I posted it on here.!!!!!
Off soon to the funeral,of Gerry Bonnick..........another victim of pca,who i got to know thru our local Prostate Group...A great character,who lived life to the full regardless of his failing health......R.I.P my friend
NON PC JOKES
ReplyDeleteA government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor.
I got sacked from my job as a Bingo caller. Apparently, " A meal for two with a hairy view" is not the way to call No 69.
I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them - they said it would be just like winning the lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and, to my horror, we had six matching balls!
A Muslim has died whilst training to be a Skydiver. The "BNP School of Diving" said they had no idea why his snorkel and flippers did not open !
John? You have really brightened up my morning!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant jokes and pics....just BRILLIANT!!
thanks mate.
Here's a clever one from Terry:
ReplyDeleteWhat did I tell you all about my local hospital being a 'third world slaughterhouse' ?
ReplyDeleteHere's a typical letter to one of their urology patients:
COMPASSION AT ITS BEST
Be warned...never ever ever be treated at South Shields!! lol
(thanks Terry...I had forgotten all about that letter)
In fact, our mate Terry downunder, is absolutely throwing these funnies at us today:
ReplyDeleteHere's another:
Morning George, hope you are keeping well.
ReplyDeleteI was cutting back a hedge the other day and just went to see if it was dry enough to burn and on seeing it was I immediately thought I'd better save some of the leaves and send them off to you.
Gotta be better than that Chinese/Latvian/Polish crap you smoke (my throat is still burning from that roll-up you gave me at Leicester).
Be happy everyone, it's a gorgeous day!
You're such a silly bugger Roger...I LACED that ciggie I gave you at The Mill, and it's best that you don't know what the secret ingredients were!
ReplyDeleteLMAO
And here's another superb fun pic (THIS TIME FROM PETE)
ReplyDelete".I LACED that ciggie I gave you at The Mill, and it's best that you don't know what the secret ingredients were!"
ReplyDeleteWorry not George, I'm so used to the BS you dish out, I wasn't surprised to find it in the fags you smoke as well.
I suppose it's a vicious circle which you breath in and speak out!;)
FECK OFF ROG! lol
ReplyDeletepmsl......
ReplyDeletePMSL...That's FUNNY, John, lol lol lol
ReplyDeleteIt's looking like a 'Dog Day Wednesday' huh?
So how about these??
Evening all xx Busy day today for Lil' Duck. Went to see a company, and will soon be on their books promoting my cakes for their kids parties :-) Now, all I need is a brochure type thing, highlighting the cakes, prices, styles, and a few hundred business cards.....hmmmmmm.......HELP !!!! BTW any FREE websites out there that I could put my stuff on ? Or any ideas anyone ? I would be EXTREMELY grateful xxxxxx
ReplyDeleteAnyone with any PROPER advice about how I should go about this, please email me PLEASE ! elisecotter@hotmail.com
Hi James.
ReplyDeleteThank you xx It is my drive, and I enabled NO encryption/passwords etc on it as far as I recall. Just formatted it, then transferred the data......i am HOLDING MY BREATH here, as the drive has ALL my j-pegs and M-pegs of Dad on it.....do what you can, I know you will xx
Thank you also for the web help. I have never had to market myself as a 'Business Person' before [no comments George !] My medical resume has always opened any door for me...well...in the medical world anyway :-) Would definitely appreciate any help here.
I make novelty kids cakes in my spare time, I find it relaxing. below are a few examples. This company I saw today were highly impressed, and feel that I will soon be resigning as a Nurse, and doing this full time ! Fingers, and everything else crossed please guys ! xx I have never been so busy !
A few of my cakes for you to see what I do, as well as being a Nurse, keeping George in check, giving free medical advice [no waiting, no missed appointments !!] xx
George, Chris, Rob and John - was at the hospital today, NO PROBLEMS ! Have to start a course of Evening Primrose Oil for the pain [?] If no better in 8 weeks, I have to phone the Consultant [mobile number in my possession no less !] and back for review. Suffice it to say I am one happy Lil' Tired Duck tonight :-) xx
Hi Elise,
ReplyDeleteThose cakes are absolutely brilliant, you certainly have a creative eye. I've yet to send you that email but will tonight. I went cycling yesterday completing 10 miles, came back home and was absolutely shattered (although my MPH is back up to pre-operation standard).
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