Wednesday, 4 July 2012

Thanks To Chris

I felt Chris' excellent poem needed a wider audience than the drunkards in Leicester, so with his permission I edited it a little to take out the bit that outsiders would not understand and posted the rest on TROOP C

The link will feature in my next Yana E-Letter.

Thank for that Chris
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4 comments:

  1. Peter Pitson4 July 2012 at 01:03

    A contribution from YANA

    The Rugby World Cup is held every four years (it was in New Zealand in 2011) and New Zealand is one of the best teams in the world. Tickets to the Tests, as the games are called, are scarce as hens' teeth. Kiwi Ken, living in Australia managed to get tickets for the final Test series, but he wasn't feeling too good - bladder problems mainly - so he went along to his doctor.

    The doctor gave him a thorough examination and told him that he had long existing and advanced prostate cancer and the only cure was testicular removal. "No way, doc!" said Ken, "I'm getting a second opinion!" The second Aussie doctor gave him the same diagnosis and also advised him that removing his testicles was the only cure. Not surprisingly, he refused the treatment again, but was devastated and wondered if he'd get to the Tests or if he should make out his will and leave his tickets to his brother.

    Then someone told him about an expatriate New Zealand doctor and he decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust. The Kiwi doctor examined him and said, " Bro, you have definitely got prostate cancer." "What's the cure then, doc?" asked Ken, hoping for a different answer this time. "Well," said the Kiwi doctor, "For starters, we're going to have to cut off your balls."

    "Phew, thank god for that!" said Ken, "Those Aussie bastards wanted to take my Test Tickets off me!" .

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  2. Elise Cotter4 July 2012 at 06:08

    Nice one Terry ! Some good stuff on that page too, now I know where George gets all his jokes from !

    Just to let you all know that my particular news is good, with no bad news :-) One happy lil' Duck now xx

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  3. john sherwood4 July 2012 at 12:50

    Really pleased Elise...xx....& a great chat earlier to:-)

    Another comedy legend....Eric Sykes died today....
    http://youtu.be/TQy_ceTBtjs
    R.I.P

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  4. Elise Cotter4 July 2012 at 13:43

    Thanks John xx Good to have met up with you both again. Shame about Eric Sykes, used to loved him and Hattie Jacques xx

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