Sunny Saturday
Good morning to my fellow Bollockteers. The forthcoming week has proved to myself that there is a higher being, than us mere mortals. One who loves to play cruel tricks, and really peeve people, such as myself, off.Why else would I be able to take eight weeks off work, leaving bright sun shine behind me, only to endure eight weeks of constant rain. I'm back to work full time next week, and have you seen the forecast?
My downfall was to laugh at my colleagues saying that I as going to come back to work with a Caribbean style tan. I must admit to being slightly red, but that's just the rust appearing.
Next time I know I'm going to have some decent time off work, for what-ever reason, I must remember the sacrifice a small child to the God of Murphy's Law (no offence to those in the Emerald Island).
Good Morning James xx Yep. Sun is shining in The Rebel County too ! Talk to George about his 'Cupinol Man' all over tan [no white bits !] However, I do believe he is taking the p**s a little with his garden 'erections' ...
ReplyDeletePS - Forgot to say 'Congratulations James' !! No longer a 'Bollockeer Virgin' WTG Dude ! xxxx
PPS - Maybe you could convince our 'Lurking Community' to post now and again.....or else strange things will start to happen ! xx
G'day Bad Peeps,
ReplyDeleteSun shining gloriously in Jarrow too.
And if James can convince the 'lurkers' to post more, then the week ahead will be even sunnier.
(I liked your concise explanation of using HTML, James...you said as much in a few sentences as I did in a whole damn tutorial!!)
And if those lurkers DON'T post...then I will severely embarrass them all! (I have way and means! LMAO).
Here's a goodie from our mate Terry in Oz:
Afters all.......Thanks James to..........Could you rewrite all George's tutorials?.......pmsl..
ReplyDeleteCome on folks.....lets have some more interaction on here please............
Lovely & sunny darn sarth here to.......
Few Irish jokes......
Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "do you want the winner of the next race?"
Paddy replies "no tanks, I've only got a small garden."
Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station.
Mick "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two!"
A coach load of paddys on a mystery tour decided to run a sweepstake to guess where they were going..... The driver won £52!
Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires stickin out of it. He phones the police and says "Bejesas I've just found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb."
The operator asks, "is it tickin?, Paddy says "No I tink it's beef"
Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're making love to your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them stupid because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
NICE Paddy jokes, John.
ReplyDeleteWe're definitely flying the 'Politically Incorrect' flag today. LOVE IT!
Ermmmmm, Elise?
Me taking the piss with 'my garden erections'???
Are you demeaning the size of my 'manhood'?? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You got the wrong Tin Man there.. That ain't me...his willy is too small.
Ask Sheena, she measured me up personally for that hand-knitted Sunderland willy warmer she made me last November
Kind thought for today:
ReplyDeleteHey George, apparently after one of your foreign holidays, the locals built a monument for you. Not sure if you were aware of the impression you made on the local female population.
ReplyDeleteLMAO......I'm very aware......that holiday was 45 yrs ago, and I'm still fending off paternity claims.
ReplyDeleteI mean...come on...those 'kids' must be grandmas and grandads now, FFS!
Now just WHO told you about that?? lol
PS. I suppose you know I'm a GREAT grandad? This lot on Bollocks rush to tell people just how ancient I really am.
Yep...Great grandad as from April 2011.
Mind you, I WAS a child bridegroom, lol.
I just got a 'multiply reminder' email and feel like I'm a bit of a lurker so here's a joke suitable for a men only offensive pot
ReplyDeleteWhy do women have legs ?
Have you seen the mess snails leave?
There, I feel better now. Good morning bollockeers hope Monday continues the sunshine, I'll be sitting in the garden again today
Heyyyyyyyyyyy Mark, Grrrrrrrrrrreat to see you posting.
ReplyDeleteGeeeezus, THAT has got to be the WEIRDEST joke we've had on here in years! LMAO
Keep smiling you Southern bugger! lol
That was awful Marky.but i liked it.!!!!!.............pmsl
ReplyDeleteHopefully more will wear Hawaiian shirts next year at Leicester.........got a good feed back from the guys....
Stay well & post more on here matey......you truely are a.....
John (sherbert)
OH SHIT.....PLEASE DON'T ENCOURAGE EACHOTHER TO WEAR THE LOUDEST HAWAIIAN SHIRTS YOU CAN FIND!
ReplyDeleteMind you, if you nutters out-vote us, I suppose we could have a Hawaiian theme on condition the girls wore grass skirts, no knickers, and coconut shells as bras.