And here's another funny for those of us who have had SHINGLES.
Here's what happened to Kevin:
Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had... Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?' Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??
Methinks Kevin was a bit of a perv, personally............A Flasher if ever there was one! Was this GP practice in Milton Keynes by any chance, Chris?? LMAO
SORRY, I could have said that to start the day, (I made a note too.)
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLISTER, hope you've enjoyed your day.
(just come back from Church and logged on, can't see Allister's name peeping into my blog).
And here's another funny for those of us who have had SHINGLES.
ReplyDeleteHere's what happened to Kevin:
Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had...
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had.
Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.
Kevin said, 'Shingles.'
The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??
Methinks Kevin was a bit of a perv, personally............A Flasher if ever there was one!
ReplyDeleteWas this GP practice in Milton Keynes by any chance, Chris?? LMAO
pmsl Chris......
ReplyDeleteWishing you a fantastic day Allister......all the best.!!
George, I think it originated in OZ.
ReplyDeleteCould be, Chris.....there are a LOT of Kevins in Australia.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever heard stuff by the Aussie funny guy 'Kevin Bloody Wilson'?
Look for him on YouTube and prepare to be shocked! lol
Belated birthday wishes Allister.
ReplyDeleteHope you had a 'KIPLING' good day!!!!!
See you soon,
Mike & Kath