MORNING PEEPS,& A VERY TYPICAL COLD SHOWERY APRIL DAY HERE....
GEORGE....THANKS FOR THE E.MAIL VID LINK....GUESS I ALWAYS BE THINKING OF THAT 'BUTT',WHENEVER I HEAR BEETHOVEN'S 5TH SYMPHONY.....PMSL....ANY CHANCE OF RE-SHOWING IT ON HERE?
HAVE A GREAT DAY WHATEVER YOU DO.!!?
Norman and Barry got married in California .
They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Norman's Mom and Dad's house for their first married night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Norman's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Norman and Barry are up yet. She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Norman and Barry up yet?' She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school '
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Norman and Barry up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'
He says: 'Last night Norman came to my room for the Vaseline and I think...I gave him my airplane glue.'
Damp here too, now raining ....
ReplyDeleteNice one John,
OUT of the mouths of babes .............
Morning folks....it's a rotten, cold, windy and WET day here....and it's filled with hospital appointments (OK, I'm moaning again...AND exaggerating, lol).
ReplyDeleteOnly two, but it means two round trips to the same hospital in South Shields.
Taking my youngest for a DEXA scan soon, then this afternoon I have my second Prostap injection. It will be interesting to see if my PSA has fallen.
Never been on this stuff before till now.
Glad you got the video John.
I searched YouTube but couldn't find it.....and it won't let be re-upload the vid becasue they say it's a duplicate (oh yeah, silly me....of my private one. That was a BIG mistake).
Great joke about Vaseline and glue, ROFLMBO
Yep i tried 'youtube' too George with same.........grrrr well shaped lass to.!!
ReplyDeleteGood wishes with your appointments.....
Have felt really down myself for three days,& extremely tired to......Think its the change to Zoly,& Stilbestrol,& coming off Dexa........Went out for a small drink,had great chat, & watched a fantastic match last night & feeling much chirpier today.......
For all us trekky fans of the original series,who always wanted a go on the 'transporter'
& say those immortal words "beam me up......
pmsl
'Ere, Guv'nor, wats all this about "Sir Ian". Don't you go gettin' ideas above my station! Like little Ronnie C (The Frost Report 7 Apr 66), "I know my place". M'Lady 'as kindly made full use of my services this morning - oi, you, keep them foughts to yerselves! M'Lady asked me to convey 'er in the motor to 'er place of work first fing; then let me 'ave an hour for me breakfast before pickin' 'er up to go an' see some punter, I mean service user - oi, stop them foughts again! Well, I 'ung about in the motor for more than an 'our readin' me paper - there are only so many times a Spurs supporter can read about Drogba's goal against Barca - before conveyin' 'er back to Balamory - that's wat M'Lady calls 'er offices - long story! But I did get a butchers at the lovely Dawn, M'Lady's 'andmaid, who'd also been wiv the service user - oi, I said stop them foughts! Anyway, now to wrestle up some grub from the pantry.
ReplyDeleteThere has been a correspondence in The Times about how nurses should address patients (or, no doubt, "consumers" as we are now probably to be termed). These caught my eye:
ReplyDeleteUninvited use of [family] names by strangers, though probably well meant by most, can come across as patronising, and belittling, but is difficult to correct without seeming stuffy and pompous. It is even worse for those over 60, as I found when recently passing that milestone. When applying for gym membership over the phone, the form of address went instantly from “Mister” and “Sir” to “Martin” and “dear” as soon as I mentioned my age.
Martin Pettinger
Herstmonceux, E Sussex
Sir, At my health centre to get my ankle fettled by a physio, we go through the usual questions and he gets to “What would you like us to call you?” “ Mr Wood will be fine,” says I. “OK, Richard, I’ll make a note of that.”
Richard Wood
Beeston, Notts
But I'm sure we would take issue with with views of Timothy Rimmer, NHS consultant ophthalmic surgeon, Stamford, Lincs
Sir, I commend Dr Eckert’s letter stressing the importance of nurses maintaining an emotional distance from patients — to the benefit of both parties.
I'm sure we're all advocates of
... especially on 12 May (International Nurses Day).
John, sorry to hear that you've been feeling down and tired lately, but good that last night made you feel chirpier (unless the footie match was v Barca!).
ReplyDeleteWe went to the AGM of Prospect, the local PCa Support Group (our first meeting, as it happens). The Chairman's printed report contained the following:
Our speaker on Erectile Dysfunction had to cancel at the last minute. However, such is the depth of experience and talent in our Group that a few members came forward on the evening to talk about their own ED experiences. It was a very open and honest exchange of views and I have received complementary comments about how the whole evening was handled. (Any advance on 2 innuendoes?)
Tim has just come through the door from school having been caught for 2 minutes in a sleet storm and said: "It hurts!!!!"
ReplyDeleteDear Peeps,
ReplyDeleteThere are some great posts today, and I'm sorry I've been out for so many hours, and unable to get some more funnies posted to add to yours.
Ian? I am very surprised to hear that your local support group even has an AGM.
Over a 52 week period, I would guess that only on a few occasions would any of the members be able to come at all!!!!
Bugger it...we've all been through treatment, lol.
John, I'm sorry you've had a bad few days - but I'm really chuffed you're feeling better again.
I think every guy here will know what you mean. Some days are just 'Zombie' days.
Personally, I am now 'cream-crackered' and it's only 7.50pm.
It's been a long day, and I can barely type one sentence without 10 mistakes in it. You'll know what I mean.
This new treatment is more tiring than I expected.
So, before I go and snooze while trying to watch the telly....
For the sheer JOY of it I'm going to post this again. Why???? because I can...and because I never thought I'd be able to get that video re-categorised - AND viewable on YouTube.
You could say I'm a 'clever dick'??? (I WISH!)
LMAO