Monday, 23 April 2012

GooooooooooD Morning Bollockeers !



A very good morning to you all !



Lil' Duck is busy today, and rushing to get dressed. Busy day ahead doing absolutely NOTHING !








In fact, I deserve a day off. I have FINALLY FOUND the answer to George    






A pill for Chronic Complainers   ROFLMFAO !!!!

Phase III trial was successful, and I am now rushing a few hundred boxes via FedEx to Geordieland for our beloved leader


[Oh Lil' Duck is in the chit now ! ]





Have a GREAT day people, and now, for a little hilarity  and one you should all aspire to








Old man of 90 visiting his GP lets slip that he's marrying an 18 year girl soon  The GP, slightly taken aback, cautions against over energetic sex 
The old man replies "If it kills her it kills her"








LMAO ! Quack Quack !


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  1. Elise Cotter24 April 2012 at 04:42

    LMAO ! It wasn't me this time George ! Well, at least MULTIPLY likes me today....looks like Lil' Duck will have free range on here ! WHAT an exciting prospect ! Na Na Na Na Na Na ! PMSL ! xx

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  2. Bevie Hodgson24 April 2012 at 05:08

    Lil' Duck having a 'Busy day ahead doing absolutely NOTHING!' reminds me of an appropriate anthem for most (but with honourable exceptions) of us Bollockeers, courtesy of Paramount Pictures



    ... and, Lil' Duck, we all knew you were free range poultry!

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  3. Elise Cotter24 April 2012 at 05:23

    The expensive kind Ian ! xx

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  4. Bevie Hodgson24 April 2012 at 05:44

    To mark the birthday of Gideon Sundback, the Swedish-American electrical engineer most commonly associated with the development of the fastening device that revolutionised the clothing industry



    Ian

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  5. john sherwood24 April 2012 at 06:52

    What with George 'locked out',& Chris off air until May 3rd,we are a bit depleted......

    George wanted to add his bit to posts made yesterday....He particularly wanted to comment on George & The Dragon,& that contrary to popular belief the Dragon was not slayed,but scared off by George's 'appendage' a distant relative,also called George from Jarrow.....
    & there you have the making of 'Jarrow' folklore,& carried down thru the ages to the present time...

    'Jarrow Marrow'..................pmsl....

    Btw....great opening blog Elise..xx...........& great vid Ian

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  6. Elise Cotter24 April 2012 at 07:01

    Thanks John xx Rog ? You there yet ? I reckon George was trying to be smart on his PC and locked everyone out ! LMAO ! Good to see you got through John ! xx

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  7. Elise Cotter24 April 2012 at 08:02

    Still no sign of our 'Jarrow Marrow' ????? PMSL ! xx

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  8. George Hardy24 April 2012 at 09:17

    Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..I think I'm back!

    Thanks for holding the fort and holding other things too (on which we'll comment no further).

    Great posts from you all today. WTG guys & dolls!!!

    Ian, I'm so glad you mentioned the birthday of Gideon Sundback, 132 yrs old today!!!



    He's my hero. He single handedly launched the pastime of 'the quick shag' into the supersonic age, knocking 10 minutes of fumbling off the preparatory process.
    And, geeeez, it did him the world of good too....132yrs old and STILL at it? I tell ya...he's a HERO!!


    And hey........Isn't it a weird coincidence that Hilary should arrive on site today?
    I think she timed it deliberately, PMSL..

    In case you haven't see the brilliant Google homepage today, here it is,

    Just
    CLICK

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  9. Bevie Hodgson24 April 2012 at 10:08

    The anniv of the zip. that takes me back to many a saturday night in a/e when men had parts of their anatomy in zips!!!! I am good at unzipping!!!!

    b

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