What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? 'This tle' have to do!
How do you post a bunny? Hare mail.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A hare-net.
Why are people always tired in April? Because they've just finished a March .
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It's been nice gnawing you.
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One..................... After that the basket won't be empty.!
Mandy Mole: What's the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy? Rikki: What's a mattababy? Mandy Mole: Nothing.! What's the matta with you?
Dearest Chris xx Thank you so much. That means so much to me xx Lots of love to you both & enjoy your weekend too ! xx
PS - No, Robs birthday is not on the calendar - I told you, I have a memory like an Elephant ! Besides, I have my sources, which I just CANNOT reveal xx
Thankyou Chris & Shirley......Morning all....
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Just a few gentle jokes....
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
'This tle' have to do!
How do you post a bunny?
Hare mail.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A hare-net.
Why are people always tired in April?
Because they've just finished a March
.
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing you.
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
One..................... After that the basket won't be empty.!
Mandy Mole: What's the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy?
Rikki: What's a mattababy?
Mandy Mole: Nothing.! What's the matta with you?
Happy Easter Bollockeers xx
ReplyDeleteMom arrives today until 21st April. can't wait ! Have a peaceful Easter everyone, and THANK YOU again Chris xx
PS - Happy Birthday Rob xx Love ya loads, have a great day - [memory like an Elephant me :-) ]
Happy Easter everyone.
ReplyDeleteElise, have a good two weeks with Elsie.
ReplyDeletePrayers said for you ALL, with special mention for our own Elise and George. [Its the least I can do !]
What's this, "happy Birthday Rob" ? I can't see it on calender ?
Dearest Chris xx Thank you so much. That means so much to me xx Lots of love to you both & enjoy your weekend too ! xx
ReplyDeletePS - No, Robs birthday is not on the calendar - I told you, I have a memory like an Elephant ! Besides, I have my sources, which I just CANNOT reveal xx
OMG...Hello and GOOD AFTERNOON....I just woke up (that will teach me not to go to bed at 5pm with something hot!! lol)...and look what I've missed..
ReplyDeleteIt's EASTER DAY?? Geeeez...
And 'Hurricane Elsie' is about to hit Conna???
Oh....wow!
Don't you know.....???
AND TO TOP IT ALL...I MISSED ROB'S BIRTHDAY??? Oh shit!!
Many thanks for the info, Elise. That's definitely on the calendar now.
HAVE A GREAT DAY ROB!!
Have a great time with Mom Elise.....xx
ReplyDeleteHave a great day.....
The Boat Race yesterday......
ReplyDeleteJust in case you look in again Rob, Hope you enjoy the remainder of your DAY.
ReplyDeleteGeorge, Just sent an EGGcellant email to you but couldn't copy/paste to here, can you do ?
Thanks for doing the deed, George.
ReplyDeleteNo problemo Chris. I was pleased indeed to do the deed! lol
ReplyDeleteCelebrated Easter with a 6.30am service on the peace, it was jsut lovely. Prayers were said for you guys x
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