It's the Oik's girlfiend's 16th birthday, so he's lavishing her with pressies. The crusties are banned from the house tomorrow night while he cooks spag bol - we'll probably go for a snog in the back row of the flicks.
16........what memories..!!! Here's a fact i came across.....
Thats scary........but in Arkansas its 120%.!!!
Warning: Scam Against Older Men...
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves whilst out shopping.... Over the last month I've became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Here’s how the scam works: Two nice-looking, university-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It’s impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ but instead ask for a ride to McDonald’s.
You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also on April 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th & 25th, & earlier today….. it’s very likely to happen again this afternoon too......
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
I'm still not sure about being over the hump
ReplyDelete'cos I reckon I've not yet reached the top.
It's the Oik's girlfiend's 16th birthday, so he's lavishing her with pressies. The crusties are banned from the house tomorrow night while he cooks spag bol - we'll probably go for a snog in the back row of the flicks.
ReplyDeleteI thought you might like a pic of him.
The OIK???
ReplyDeleteNow that's not very nice, is it? PMSL
Mind you, I can see why he wants you two wrinklies out of the house when his 16yr old girlfriend is there.
He'd be absolutely TERRIFIED that she'd open a wrong door and catch you 'at it'! lol
Terry sent me this....and I gotta say I feel empathy with the poor Indian guy.......I have days like that...A LOT! lol
ReplyDeleteJust a thought.....
ReplyDeleteIan and Bev? Why don't you pop down to the pub instead of going to the flicks?
THANKS FOR THAT ONE CHRIS!
LMAO
Morning all.........great jokes....lol
ReplyDelete16........what memories..!!!
Here's a fact i came across.....
Thats scary........but in Arkansas its 120%.!!!
Warning: Scam Against Older Men...
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves whilst out shopping....
Over the last month I've became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Here’s how the scam works:
Two nice-looking, university-aged girls will come over to your car or truck
as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start
wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It’s impossible not to look). When
you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ but instead ask for a
ride to McDonald’s.
You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other
one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th, & 29th. Also on April 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd,
24th & 25th, & earlier today….. it’s very likely to happen again this
afternoon too......
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage
of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Please take this seriously & pass on.
LMAO, John...I'm almost bankrupt....these girsl are out in force on Tyneside!
ReplyDeleteIts a good job I'm buying my wallets in bulk George.......Find it more cost effective.!!!.....lol
ReplyDeleteFew pics....
"Thanks guys for being so patient,while i took the pic.!!".........eeeeeek.!
Us Bollockeers agree....
We speak no evil.......See no evil....Hear no evil.......pmsl
Monkey having a DRE........
That's soooo appropriate, John, lol.
ReplyDeleteNo such luck on the scam front down here int' South, just passing itinerants from Conna.
ReplyDeleteLMAO..You get those Conna Conwomen in your area too?
ReplyDeleteGeeez...they're all over Durham, TeessideTyneside & Northumberland. What are they anyway?? Gypsies??? ROFLMBO