Loved the vid of The Villages, Fl; have requested a brochure.
One of the key facilities on the links is the ball washer
... but for the life of me I can't think of any obscene jokes one could make about them.
Golfers, of course, have to be very philosophical, especially on the 19th hole:
Yesterday, a golfer pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from him at the course club and told his golf buddy, "That's us in 10 years." His buddy said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!
This was sent in by Terry, and I can think of no one who'd appreciate this more than our dear old 'John Boy'.
ReplyDeleteAre you sitting comfortably??? HERE WE GO!
And Mike?
ReplyDeleteBefore you start......THAT AIN'T MY ASS!!
I tell ya......I'm very worried about you these days. LMAO.
Loved the vid of The Villages, Fl; have requested a brochure.
ReplyDeleteOne of the key facilities on the links is the ball washer
... but for the life of me I can't think of any obscene jokes one could make about them.
Golfers, of course, have to be very philosophical, especially on the 19th hole:
Yesterday, a golfer pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from him at the course club and told his golf buddy,
"That's us in 10 years." His buddy said
"That's a mirror, dip-shit!
Ian
LMAO
ReplyDeleteSir Ian is on top form today - eat yer heart out Bevie!!
NICE ONES!!
George.......Vid comes up with 'This video is private'.......soooo no access!...grrrrr..!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNice jokes/pics Ian......
Well,oft to have a pint with some old work colleagues,& watch the Chelsea/Barcelona game......cheers.!
OH SHIT.... JOHN............I will change it...that will teach me to try and be a smart arse!!
ReplyDeleteLet me know if it works.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...By hook or by crook I will find a way to let you see Terry's video, John.
ReplyDeleteMan, you must be in purgatory - I promised you such a BIG treat - and I let you down badly, lol
LEAVE IT WITH ME. (and watch this space!!)
John, you should have that lady in your inbox now (if her ass fits) lol.
ReplyDeleteAny other poor guy still drooling at the thought of what was hidden?????...please mail me and I'll send it on to you in a plain brown email envelope.
So, John...did you get it?? And have you been up all night playing it over and over again? PMSL
ReplyDeleteOne last try:
ReplyDeletePLEASE TELL ME I MANAGED TO SALVAGE THE VIDEO!!!
ReplyDeleteVideo Salvaged!!
ReplyDeleteWOW.
Loved the music!!!
marvellous.........laughter & music ...what more can i say....!!?
ReplyDeleteHi John,
ReplyDeleteJust catching up and I see you were a little down earlier this week.
Hope you are OK now.
Stay focused, we all have these odd days!
Take care.
Mike.