Goooood Afternoon Folks
Geeez I am late today.
What a carry on!
I had an early GP appointment, and that just escalated. Before I knew it I was sent off to hospital for blood tests....and then....
Horror of horrors...
off to another department
for a chest x-ray.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO
EMBARRASSED IN MY LIFE!!
I have a confession to make. Over two weeks of non-stop torrential rain convinced me to spend some time in my favourite 'massage parlour/tanning salon'
(Phil recommended it to me years ago)
Yesterday I felt fabulous
after 6 hours of ermmmmm....
'pampering' and tanning.
Now....if I'd known I was going to have to take my shirt off in the hospital, I could have taken action to hide my naughty secret
But, no chance......
I was caught like a rabbit in headlights.
I will never live it down!!
And how has YOUR day been so far??
LMAO
So did they sus your big secret on the X-Ray?
ReplyDelete....They needed the X-Ray to find it Peter !!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ! This is the photo that George has been trying to avoid. My mate up at Shields Hospital MMS me it....said they are all still laughing ! ROFLMAO !! xx
ReplyDeleteYOU BUGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd Elise, YOU ARE IN DEEP CHIT next time I see ya!
That was CRUEL!!
PMSL here.
Thought we'd lost you there, mate. So, the nurse saw right through you, did (s)he? [Notice a PC insertion there.] Not surprised. I warned you about any massage parlour that the late and lamented Phil might recommend.
ReplyDeleteTalking about PC insertions (or should that be exsertions?), I sent an e-mail to M'Lady earlier to say that "... all quiet - incl Bollocks where no-one has yet posted." It only got blocked by the MailMarshal on the basis that "It believes it may contain unacceptable or inappropriate material. Please remove and re-send!"
Yes, Elise, George is too old to be wearing his jeans at half-mast; but a Dagenham cleavage like that really does have to be kept under wraps! ROFLL
Ian
Ah George xx You love me really ! xx
ReplyDelete... Still looking for a Duck that drinks Whisky ...
Ian, well spotted.
ReplyDeleteI was so shocked at Elise posting that photo....I hadn't even realised the silly twot had his jeans halfway down his arse, never mind being an Essex Chav.
Elise?.....Ummmm.......Well........I suppose.....after beavers, ducks are my favourite species.
And a message for the other guys here:
ROFLMAO !! Hey George ! When did you learn how to hack my photo's eh ??!! xx
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HERE'S SOME YOU CAN PLAY NOW:
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