GOOD MOANING ALL
Hey, I'm in shock this morning, and worried - VERY worried.The postman brought a mysterious package. I couldn't remember ordering anything online lately, so I was puzzled - then horrified!
Enclosed was a little woollen sheep, I kid you not (pardon da pun).
I fear I may be the target of a stalker or even worse - a blackmailer who knows about my holidays in Wales.
To make matters worse, the only clue I have to the sender is a Midlands postmark - and you know what nutters they are in that part of the world.
Here's a pic of the the scary contents of the package:
If I go missing, call the police....PLEASE!!!!
I cannot think who your 'Midlands' stalker may be!!!
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By the way, Kath and I just returned from a few days in the Yorkshire Dales.
We came across a few four legged friends asking about you
LMAO, Is that the cast of Emmerdale Farm?
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